P: You've got your diner sat in the restaurant and then you just fire nuts all over them P: They can just be like *pretends to catch nuts with his mouth* D: I will never go to a restaurant that you manage, Phil okay P: Let's build it now D: Let's start with the floor yes D: Incredible, wallpaper, living that Orient dream, incredible P: That's beautiful P: In my ideal restaurant you don't have to look at another diner eating P: So can we make it so no one is facing each other? D: I will make it spaced out because you never ever want to have to socialize with another human being P: That's the worst especially when they're shoveling food into their mouth D: It looks like a romantic double table P: *enthusiastically shouts* D: In the middle P: That's sweet. D: Okay, and then what is in the day cross-section? P: I've got lots of houseplants.
D: Oh, okay let's keep those away from Phil P: They look a lot more- D: Put these in the corner P:They look a lot more alive than mine. D: So it's like they're framing the room P: Yeeeet D: If you know what i'm saying P: I like that D: Got some kind of buffet table so I guess I'll put these here P: Oh I love me a good buffet. *in his northern accent again* D: Do you?
P: Yeah D: I hate buffets P: Then you can just select from all of the food D: Nah, man, I go overwhelmed by the choice D: I'm like I see all these things that don't go together D: But they're there so I feel like I'm just gonna have them and then I just put this like D: Frankenstein monster of clashing food together on a plate and then I'm upset D: I don't want choice D: I want that someone to tell me what goes together P: There is lots of exercise involved as well standing up and down P: So maybe I don't like buffets D: Exactly D: And I'll just put the candle there P: *moans in agreement* D: Romantic P: That's perfect for me to trip over and set fire to everything D: And then a chandelier! We have a chandelier?! What is that? Both: Ooh Oh, D: Oh, yes finished P: That is sexy D: Boom P: Although it's gonna dangle into peoples chairs when they're trying to eat P: It'll be like tickling their neck D: Tickled by fortune, look that's fine P: Wait, we are missing something... D: Customers. P: No P: My nut cannon D: OH FOR GODS SAKE I FORGOT D: NO!!1!1! P: Yes D: It's an actual cannon D: It is an actual a massive cannon in the corner of the room P: There!
Now we can shower them all with nuts D: And there we go D: In one fell swoop it was ruined. P: Okay. D: Oh look there's a little guy in the middle here P: He's alone at the romance table P: Oh, wait, wait, you're gonna- P: Oh I thought he was gonna get joined by the other guy, but no D: Alone at the romance table D: Who's this other guy? D: He's a robber.. well I hope it's not an actual thief that we're catering to P: He likes foods with an aroma that greets the nose D: I'm kink shaming that right now, and who else do we have a delinquent? D: Who likes mushy food?
P: Yeah D: And a pregnant woman, we have all the most evil people in our restaurant D: *Squeals* Awwe he's on a date.. with an old lady P: Oh! He's got a girlfriend... and she's old D: Prep P: Yeah, and then you press the stove top D: I love- Does every character their own little chibi version aswell? D: Mmm boiled lettuce! P: I think that's what the old lady will like! D: Love some boiled lettuce, alright let's let's get that on the go D: Cook P: Then you can press the crystal to speed it up D: Right there we go P: So we can make other things as well D: Oh, what other things can we do? P: A variety of objects D: Ooo you can upgrade your... pickled salmon head apparently P: That's gonna bring all the boys to the yard D: But apparently you're missing... two salmon, okay P: Okay P: So here's the thing you go out to battle to get the ingredients for the things want to make D: Is that the story?
P: Yeah D: So you fight for the ingredients? P: Yes. D: W-why is it a fight? D: Do you just walk up to a salmon and just punch it?
That's it there we go I got the salmon. P: No there might be like an evil bear that's got a pocket full of salmon. D: So then you're- you're robbing nature to get the salmon P: Yeah, this is like the whole adventure of the game through the different worlds D: Okay P: So we've got The Amara Ruins P: The Ring Road D: All these magical food missions you can go on P: These are all the ones I've already done but at 4-2 (D: We need to do 4-2) that's where the salmon lives D: So who's in your squad? P: We have Bamboo Rice D: Black tea looking edgy D: Crab Long Bao! D: He's not messing around P: Milk and Long Bao.
P: But the thing is some of the characters mix together P: So if you've got both like we've got tea with milk. That means they can both use their special moves P: So milk heals people and- D: And then it becomes like a latte. P: Black tea does an attack, yeah. D: So am I gonna like destroy this? P: Yeah this is gonna be easy D: How does it work?
D: Loading screen oh wow what is going on here? Get a room P: So you can attack by clicking someone P: And then these are your player skills at the bottom that are charging up D: Phil you're incredible, okay, I'm gonna use this one on the left P: Yeah do it. Oh, it's too late they already died D: Wow P: That was it that was an- aleidkjk P: That was an- wlalwk P: How do you say it? D: An annihilation P: An annenane-lation D: But we got one sa- okay, well that's good cuz we need two salmon D: So I'll just do that again D: Right destructor!! Slice!! D: This is skill based game play and we've got another salmon, alrighty!
D: Okay P: Yeah but I think you could do a harder battle. D: Okay, let's let's do a harder battle P: Right i'll take you there D: 6 P: These are the hard ones. D: All right P: Let's try this one. D: What the hell am I looking at in 6-2? P: 6-2 is too hard I kept dying P: So let's try this one D: So what do I do? I use the specials when they appear P: Use the specials and then these on the left of player skills P: Which is actually us attacking, you want to attack this woman in the back P: Tap these tap these D: What do you- What do you mean us attacking P: It means that we are attacking, attack these, these are healing.
P: See that's our hand D:Was that supposed to be our hand appearing P: Okay here's your- D: OH OKAY no whats this one? D: Sto-what the hell was that? P: That was a stabbing *great english* D: That was us reaching through the screen and stabbing?! P: Yes D: That is insane P: You're doing it you're doing it, right just kill her and then we're done. D: Oh my god.
I just absolutely rinsed this go on Milk! P: Milk! D: Yessss D: We can finally upgrade our pickled salmon head!! P: Yassss D: Mmmm delicious!! P: How much would i have to pay you to eat that?
D: 12 billion pounds P: Oh my gosh P: And finally let's summon some new characters D: Some new food anime characters P: So press summon D: And what the hell is this? P: This is the summoning machine. There's all of these different things that you can add to it D: I'm adding all the juice P: I don't really know what it means D: I'm pumping this up all the way into the redzone P: But it could affect what we're gonna get. Okay.
So this is the time Dan D: Okay... P: Fooor.. Marshmellow challenge! D: What? Challenge? Really? Okay.
It's 2012 YouTube again what P: Yeah. It's marshmallow roulette P: So here we have a selection of gourmet. Marshmallows D: I can see that P: There is mint choc chip, strawberries and cream D: Nice P: Cinnamon churro D: That one looks pretty good actually P: And my own personal creation. D: Yes.
P: It's a coconut marshmallow coated in flaming hot cheeto dust D: What the hell??!! P: Well I thought we needed some kind of forfeit D: Is that what I can smell?! P: Yeah D: Flaming- that is- I've smelt that for the last ten minutes, okay P: Ohmygosh; right P: So what we're gonna do is we're gonna summon some food Souls. D: Yes P: If you get D: How does that work? D: Is it like drawing them like cards?
P: Yes, so you can get rare, ultra rare and super rare. D: Okay, there's no basic they're all rare, like you uwu D: Snacks P: Every time that we get a super-rare or an ultra-rare we have to eat one of these marshmallows D: How is that a punishment? P: Because whoever is left with the cheeto one has to eat it Dan: OH mY gO- nOOO P: Yass D: All right, so it's like good to eat the nice ones until whoever's left P: Yeah D: I'll go first because I'm new to this experience.
P: Okay D: Here we go (P: Summon away!) SUMMON! D: Well, I just cranked up all that stuff with the mystery juice so here we go P: Oooh D: Super rare super raree D: It is P: Rare D: Miso Soup wow miso soup is is very deep, very deep but I DON'T CARE P:I'm feeling it, i'm feeling it D: I bet you fixed this P: I haven't fixed it D: I don't trust you at all D: Oh my god NO P: Super rare Hamburger!
D: Hamburger! Wow P: Look at him! D: Okay Hamburger is the coolest dude on the streets people.
P: I'm gonna go with a mint choc chip just to cleanse my palate D: To cleanse your palate? P: Yeah D: That's what you do after you've eaten something, D: You don't start by cleansing your palate. P: You don't tell me the rules. D: Okay, sure fine P: Also it's good D: Phil and Hamburger sitting in a tree P: I don't mind sitting in a tree with a hamburger D: Please Mother of God just save me P: RARE D: NO BOO P: Yes!
D: WHAT THE HELL P: Chocolate! D: Oh my god P: Look at him! D: Chocolate.. C: I'm Chocolate D: I can't believe you've hacked this game Phil what- P: Wait I get to eat my thing P: Cinnamon churro!
D: NOOO NO NOT THE cH- I WANTED THaT ONE D: You're a monster D: You're a monster D: Please mother of God just let me enjoy one nice marshmallow P: Mother of pearl D: Please Jesus D: Oh Go away spicy gluten. I don't want you anymore D: You just made a giant flame appear P: I don't know what that means! D: He is hacking! Oh my- look look at that D:It's all it's all lit up. It's all- P: YES P: I can't believe I got all of them. D: Okay firstly brownie.
What was that British accent? I mean, I feel personally attacked right now D: Secondly hacking D: Thirdly i c- P: It's good D: This is the worst Dan and Phil games experience P: I can't believe you didn't have to eat any D: Of my entire life P: There was a winner but there was also a loser. D: Oh shut the hell up. P: Down it fresher D: I don't deserve this. What is the flavor of a flaming hot cheeto?
Spicy cheese? P: Yes spicy cheese D: So I'm having like a spicy cheese and coconut marshmallow?!! P: Yeah D: Somehow I feel like the pickled salmon head would be a better flavor profile than this P: Three, Two, One D: It's so big P: Go D: Oh my god, oh my god I just gagged P: Eat it P: Is it spicy? Oh I can smell it. D: It's not spicy it's just f*cking disgusting D: This is disgusting P: *mimicking Dan* D: Oh my god, funnily enough D: Spicy freakin cheese and coconut doesn't go well together P: I thought we could have made a new invention D: My eyes are watering, one of the worst experiences of my life D: I've got all the aftertaste of a flaming hot cheeto... D: And a coconut marshmallow AND THAT DOESN'T WORK.
P: No D: that was torture, okay? D: Segwayed into a lovely-looking game called food fantasy. P: So I had a lot of fun actually living up the characters and battling with them is quite a lot of strategy to delve into D: Decorate the restaurant if you're into that, but wow the people that make this game? D: There's a lot of talent P: There is! D: And creativity.
P: So if you want to check out food fantasy, there is a link below D: Down in the description P: Download it D: Who's your foodsona? Sorry.. P: Let us know! D: We're not P: And you can also subscribe by clicking- why am I thumbing up and subscribing at the same time? D: I don't know man I don't know man.
I'm just gonna go I'm gonna eat this house plant. P: Just brush your teeth You can go and see us on tour. (release tbc dates!!)
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